My Maserati Does 185

"SBA Thanks You For All The Fish" (santabarbarianlsx) 10/06/2020 at 13:40 • Filed to: None

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HammerheadFistpunch > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish 10/06/2020 at 13:43

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sir, may I please have your license so you can’t drive...that.

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish 10/06/2020 at 13:51

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Kilometers per hour I will assume. 

Mid Engine > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish 10/06/2020 at 13:56

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Future next gen S2000 owner > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish 10/06/2020 at 13:56

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I have a limo, you can ride in the back.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish 10/06/2020 at 14:01

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I don’t feel bad for you.

ibRAD > Future next gen S2000 owner 10/06/2020 at 14:05

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Better lock the doors, in case of attack.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 10/06/2020 at 14:07

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Maybe when pushed out of the back of an airplane...

fintail > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish 10/06/2020 at 14:09

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Anachronisms, first thing that came to mind:

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > ibRAD 10/06/2020 at 14:14

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In the live version it was: Ride in the trunk/ I lock the doors in case I get drunk. 

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > fintail 10/06/2020 at 14:14

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There’s a syndrome where, on my fave classic car For Sale search sites, I type in “vintage Maserati” and the first 20 hits are “TC by Maseratis” like the one shown.  I throw up in the back of my throat a little tiny bit.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish 10/06/2020 at 14:16

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That’s km/ h, right?

benn454 > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish 10/06/2020 at 14:18

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...when dropped from a cargo plane at 30,000 feet.

MM54 > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish 10/06/2020 at 14:39

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No no, you misheard - this maserati won’t do 85 .

Boxer_4 > Future next gen S2000 owner 10/06/2020 at 14:50

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Boxer_4 > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish 10/06/2020 at 14:51

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and 100 more > Boxer_4 10/06/2020 at 15:23

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Ok, from this angle, i actually get it...